This is the title...

The Groesbeck Chronicles

Friday, August 17, 2007

First of all....Todd, I don't think anything is ever too far for Family Guy. Plus, I know you laughed....you laughed like a little kid on his birthday....I know. And even if it was a little too far.....it was funny, and we all know it.

Now, down to business. Another entry from stories while in Groesbeck...and it has now been dubbed, "The Groesbeck Chronicles".

Last night...and into the morning...people were outside making a lot of noise, carrying on, and generally disturbing the peace at the mobile home across from us that I think I've mentioned before. I'm talking about from like 10 p.m. or so til after 1 a.m. I decide to take a peek outside to see what all is goin on. And what my eyes beheld made me wish I had a video camera with night vision here with me.

A boxing match had started in the yard of this place. No, not a fight, because that's what I thought at first too. But then I saw that the guys actually had boxing gloves on. Redneck boxing matches in the trailer park. How they can afford to buy boxing gloves after spending their money on drugs and beer, I don't know.....come to think of it, I don't know how they afford to buy anything, cause I know I haven't seen them going to work anywhere.

So, imagine with me....about 4-6 guys, usually shirtless with shorts or jeans, taking turns putting on the boxing gloves and goin at each other. Don't worry, there was plenty of alcohol involved...I know I saw two coolers full of something (I assume the cheapest beer available) in the yard and on the porch. I don't know if anyone actually won....I like to think that they were all equally losers. I did see a bloody nose or two from the porch light shining out on them. But I'm pretty sure they weren't feeling any pain. No, I did not get any pictures...because it was dark and didn't think it would be appropriate to walk on over and ask if I could snap a few pics using the flash. I had no desire to become any more involved in the fun.

You can't make this stuff up people...you just can't.

Labels: Groesbeck

This entry was posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 at 12:34 PM. There are . If you want, you can leave your own response by clicking here. You may also send this post to a friend of yours via email, or bookmark it for yourself by using icons below;